Me: (pumping gas into my Ford Expedition which was down to fumes)
Fucking weird as shit guy creeping up BEHIND me: Sorry to be asking you this but I have been looking for and Expedition. Where did you find yours?
Me: Uhhh...Carmax (you fucking weird as shit guy creeping up BEHIND me) * quickly climbing into my car and locking my car doors*
As I drove away I realized he was driving a car from a CAR DEALERSHIP! You know who this guy was? He was a, fucking weird as shit guy creeping up BEHIND me!
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Perhaps it was a lame attempt at hitting on you. Expedition: a journey or excursion undertaken for a specific purpose. Ewwww...I'm thinking he might have been talking about another type of EXPEDITION! All walks of life out there chica...watch out!!
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