Like? Not even close!

I ran into someone today who does not like me and I do not like her. I have not seen this person in some time...and that was a good thing. I was quite startled to see her and honestly did not even recognize her at first.

She interrupted a conversation I was having with a person I do like...actually someone I consider a friend. And then struck up a conversation with my friend. She told my friend, "so good to see you again" etc. etc. etc. I stood there remembering why I do not like her self-centered, fake self. I actually imagined myself kicking her in the taco (thank you to Glee and Sue Sylvester for that gem).

Then this bitch turns to me and says, "oh hi, it's Cristina right?" Yes bitch...you know who I am! You also know that I do not like you and you do not like me. You also know that you went on a
"I don't like Cristina campaign about a year ago". I answered "yes...I did not recognize you. Did you cut your hair?" She went on, "oh yes...so good to see you it has been so long" etc. etc. etc.

Now, I was in a public place when this occurred but let me tell you how this would have gone down had we been in a more private venue.

Bitch: interrupting my conversation

Me: "What the fuck do you think you are doing you rude fucking bitch?"

Bitch: "good to see you it has been so long"

Me: "Did you cut your fucking hair?"

Bitch: "yes"

Me: "It looks like shit! It looks so bad I did not even recognize your ugly ass! Oh and by the way...next time you see me don't PRETEND to like me. Move the fuck along and when you turn your back I'm going to flip you off, laugh and point. And furthermore, the next time you try to approach me and pretend that you did not slander me, I'm going to kick you in the fucking taco!"